airplane humor

This crazy woman sitting next to me on the airplane tapped our stewardess on the butt to get her attention and told her to tell an airport employee to go back upstairs in the San Francisco airport to look for her satchel as the plane was about to take off... not once, no, no, but 3 times.  People on the plane began chanting, "Let's go!  Let's go!"  The stewardess told her, "Sorry ma'am, but she can't find your bag.  The crazy ma'am proceeded to say, "It's not a bag, it's a satchel," and then struck up a conversation with me for half of the flight.  When I was finally able to escape the plane (and the crazy ma'am) I was greeted with a hug from a stranger in the airport who I mistook for Laura's grandmother.  What a journey!